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I read headlines, glance at cat pictures, and roll my eyes at religious and political stuff. Every so often, I see a popular meme that irritates me so much that it jars me from my semi-conscious social media induced zombie state. I know you have probably seen this one, too. It’s even on t-shirts. As you can probably tell from looking at the title, it’s the Rules for Dating my Daughter meme that irritates the pacifist right out of me. Why would this irritate me?

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I had an older brother and sister 12 and 15 years my senior respectively, parents who were happy together, and my aunt and cousins lived one street over. I had a lot of attention growing up being the baby and all, but my main source of affection came from my Dad. To define our relationship like that would misconstrue it; we were simpatico. Our father-daughter relationship was more like a typical father-son relationship.

My mom hated seafood so we would often go get fish together and make fun of people at work, school, etc. My dad is tremendously funny and a phenomenal story teller.

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My life is complex and chaotic I dropped my married last name on social media. Definitely saw an uptick in male correspondence which may or may not be because my new moniker — my first and middle names have a porn star vibe. While I can’t afford to take out any billboards that I am single again, word has managed to spread in suburbia shocker! Turns out a happier, ring-free, something is an aphrodisiac to some and inspires others’ inner matchmaker. Who is the “perfect guy”? To me, he’s a spunky, funny, handsome, smart, talented, superhero lovin’ 4-year-old with a good arm, bold dance moves and a flair for the romantic.

Just the other day, my son noticed the ice cubes in his juice glass had holes in them while we were out to dinner. He took a big one out kid doesn’t mess around , slid it on my finger, and said, “Mommy, will you marry me? He’s the one who melts my heart on a daily basis. I think about dating against my type. I tell myself I will leave my past boyfriends in the past as they come knocking. I ponder saying yes to all fix-ups within reason sorry random guy at Starbucks who thinks I am perfect for his nephew.

On optimistic days, I believe I should simply let my life unfold.

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My mom walked in on me checking myself out in her full length mirror when I was a teenager. I was wearing one of her white 34D bras (with water balloon falsies), a pair of her white lace and satin briefs, a lacy slip, and a pair of black heels.

Days without a drink of water ok, probably like 30 minutes, but I get dehydrated quickly and I recently went nine months without wine. I think many of us have a tendency, or a desire perhaps, to paper over the challenges of raising kids. To focus only on the highs, of which there are many. And other aspects are filled with poop—usually in a literal sense. Because I am so very in it. So very in the thick of the dirty, tiring work required by my two-year-old and two-month-old daughters.

Babywoods right before asking if she could knock the snowperson right on over. I am the queen of the multitask, as is every other parent on earth. I get a lot done every day because I am focused and my windows of time to work are infuriatingly brief. Did you know you can clean an entire bathroom during a minute episode of Daniel Tiger? Did you know you can do an entire yoga routine during a minute episode of Daniel Tiger?

Everything I do has to take my kids into consideration and must work around their schedules.

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Caught By My Mom Brigetted 1: I came home from school,and took my clothes off. Always my mom was 90 minutes after me getting home.

I grew up in the San Fernando Valley, with my Mom, Dad and younger sister. My parents were both only 17, when Mom gave birth to me. After graduating High School my parents got married and got a place together in Reseda.

But I get the general idea. I’m not a professional psychiatrist. Not even just my mom, my dad too. And I know there is always someone who has it worst than yourself and that’s what I tell myself all the time when I’m upset. Not saying that it helps all the time, and everyone has a different relationship with their parents. And whoever typed this probably doesn’t care what other people think because you could be just ranting out your feelings.

I totally understand, from reading the comment I kinda assumed that you are a young woman that’s a freshman in high school. You probably thought your whole future through.

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Love on so many levels! Thank you, Jesus, for the gift of adoration! Our Holy and special place with our Community of the Lamb! Last night Nancy face timed us as the kids were eating their birthday cake and ice cream for Bernadette’s 6th birthday. Grandpa was into the scene and asked Dominic if he could have a piece next. You are in mom’s phone!

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In this post, I go over my experience: Halloween in Medellin is fun. I first wrote this post about my dating experience in Medellin back in April of Places frequented by tourists in Medellin are more saturated with foreigners than before. I am aware of the underworld of sex tourism and prostitution in Colombia and I know that there are many strip clubs and brothels in Medellin; however, strippers and pros are not the types of girls that I date, nor is it something I would like to promote; therefore, I will not be referring to that in this post.

Also, this is a narrative of my own experiences.

These are so cool! But you know, I’m thinking that they would actually be perfect for my mom. She still gets a little down because I don’t live nearby anymore.

We ate family dinners at the table, taught our children manners and took family vacations. My husband and I were blessed to have very good jobs. My daughter, Brittany, the beautiful girl in the photo, was the honor roll student, the volunteer at the city parks and recreation department and loved playing sports. I envisioned them sitting in an ally, or a gangster or a criminal. I am very ashamed of my thoughts now.

What I saw was what was pictured in the movies, or on TV. So she took a few pills instead. No one is immune. It affects all classes, races, ages and professions. You may not even know it.

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